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Top 10 Sexually Explicit Movie Lines That Make For Terrible Bedroom Talk
The devil is in the detail.
Hollywood has given us innumerable memorable flicks. There are films we’ve grown up watching and they still tickle our funny bone. Home Alone series for example, the inspiring Gladiator or the STAR WARS trilogy.
These movies are classics. And equally memorable are quotes from some of these movies. While the script writer thought he was penning golden words, they do sound off-colour when said with a leer.
Imagine saying these lines to your colleagues, friends or your partner. You may end up with a broken nose, or – depending on that person’s sense of humour - lighten up their mood.
Let’s look at them:
1. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
Very kinky, we must say!
Movie: Star Wars IV: A New Hope
2. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
"You know nothing, Jon Snow!"
Movie: Star Wars IV: A New Hope
3. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
And the script writer was clearly fantasizing here.
Movie: Star Wars IV: A New Hope
4. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
That can't be bad, now, can it?
Movie: Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back
6. “Control, control! You must learn control!”
And take your hands off by breasts, you big furry oaf!
Movie: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
7. "What's he doing now?" "I believe he's attempting re-entry, sir!"
"Sir, they don't call him Golden Rod for nothing."
Movie: Moon Raker
8. Russell: "Hey. How come your's is bigger than mine?" Stallone: "Genetics."
"Who's your daddy?"
Movie: Tango & Cash
9. "That's pretty stiff" says Richard Gere . "No, but it's got potential," replied Julia Roberts .
Says the woman who never went Golden Rod and Big Furry Oaf in a galaxy far far away.
Movie: Pretty Woman
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