Ten Ways in Which You Should Definitely Not Break-Up with Someone




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A breakup is more dramatic than a love story. For those who think breaking up is not a big deal or who say 'just get over it', beware! Karma is a bitch and you will reap what you have sown!

1. Breakup on Phone or Email

Like seriously, how pussy are you? You need to change your surname to Mr/Ms Wuss.

2. The Disappearing Act

You are a gutless wench if you think of pulling the disappearing act on your partner.

3. Change your Relationship Status on Facebook from 'In a Relationship' to 'Single'

If you do that to someone, you deserve to be publicly humiliated.

4. Ask Someone Else (Maybe a Friend) to Pass on the Message

This is not a game of 'Chinese whispers' or 'pass the message'. The best way to get back is to send a slap back through someone you know.


5. When You Get Caught Cheating With Someone Else by Your Partner

Okay, so these are the ace assholes! They will cheat on you and, on getting caught red handed, will break up with you. #SoBs

6. In the Middle of a Party or a Function

Especially a weddng, when she/he is dreaming of the day you'll tie the knot. Seriously, why would you want to make your relationship a public spectacle?

7. On His/Her Birthday or Your Anniversary

Grow a heart! Yes, sometimes things are not working out and you are just prolonging the break up, but don’t do it on a special day. Just wait for a week.


8. After a Long Relaxing Vacation/Weekend

Imagine being shat on after a long bath. Yes, that’s how it feels if someone breaks up with you after a long relaxing weekend or holiday. Maybe it’s a good thing, that your bag is already packed.

9. Before Valentine's Day, Diwali, Christmas or New Years and the like…

When the world celebrates a happy festival, you don’t want someone crying in a dark corner. Just wait for a bit!

10. Days Before the Wedding or the Wedding Day

Nothing is worse than a runaway bride or groom. It’s not just about her/him, it’s about the entire family getting hurt. This kind of breakup is just horrible and you deserve to burn in hell!

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