1. Deodorants get you girls.

If only, right?

2. Being fair will get you your dream job.

Qualifications? What’s that?

3. Drinking milk with ANYTHING will make you taller, stronger or sharper.

What blasphemy!

Source: Source: www.wifflegif.com

4. Happy Periods.

There is no such thing as a “Happy Period.”  Period.

Source: Source: www.wifflegif.com

5. Girls are more likely to get married if you bribe them with fancy jewellery.

Lol, no.

Source: Source: www.giphy.com

6. A Kindle Paperwhite battery lasts forever.

From home to cab to bus to ship to shore to village, this ad tells us that the battery will last till eternity.

7. That you either drink mango juice sensuously, or don't drink it at all.

I’d like me some sensual mango juice too!

8. Don't worry if you have an earth-shatteringly filthy toilet, someone will come clean it for you.

So convenient and not at all an invasion of privacy, guys. Go for it.

9. You don't need to go to college anymore!

You can now educate yourself and even build drones using the internet. Thank you Idea, for inventing the internet. Phew!

Source: Source: www.bollypop.in

10. All you need is a lab coat to become a doctor, dentist, detergent tester, or even scientist.

Who knew?

11. Sensitivity is the new plague, now called "jhanjhanahat".

And you thought being sensitive was nothing to be ashamed of. 

Source: Source: www.giphy.com

12. The biggest crisis a household can have is use of the wrong 'Hing'.

Hell hath no fury like a woman with bad hing.